Hair Treatment: Coconut Milk

Hello everyone~!
Long time no see. So today, I'll be teaching you guys a hair treatment recipe ^-.-" I don't know what else to call it.^ to replenish, moisturize, and soften your hair. This method will also stimulate and promote hair growth. There are two ways to do it. Here are one of the two:
~#1 Direct Apply~
-You will need
~As much milk as needed, or wanted ^Please do not add over 1 1/2 cup(s).^
~Any bowl or container to hold your milk in so that your hair can easily soak into it and won't drip a lot. ^If you want, you can just use the can. But it will get messy if your can is small, or smaller, than your hair can fit into.
~Shower cap or plastic bag. ^Anything that can seal your hair in so that it doesn't drip and so the milk can be preserved within your hair. And if you want to, you can just tie it...^
-Time Limit
~No longer than a total of 3 hours. No less than a total of 10 minutes. ^If your time exceeds  maximum time there may be problems, I know it's probably best to leave it in longer but, please do not exceed, I don't want anyone to get disappointed at their results.. If the time is under 10 minutes, however, you will not get near good results.^
-Steps
~Pour the milk into your bowl, or wherever you decided to put it.
~Lean either backwards or forwards ^I believe backwards is easier, and better to lean, only because all of your hair will go in easily. No hassle. But going forwards, you'll have to lift the bowl and possibly pour over your head. Giving the milk an easier way to drip or spill onto you or the floor beneath you.^ so that all of your hair can soak into the container. ^Yes, I said container as in just a general way to address something to contain an object with.^
~Once your hair is completely and thoroughly covered with the milk ^Oh, one thing I forgot to mention, make sure your hair has stopped dripping, just so you don't make a big mess.^ put it into whatever you decided to use to preserved the milk within your hair.
~Leave the mixture in and afterwards, wash out with ice cold water until all the milk is out then finish it off by washing your hair as you would usually do. ^For some extra shine, rinse again with ice cold water after you wash your hair regularly. If the ice cold water is too cold for you, you can always just use it in a bowl and dip your hair in.^